"A hard man is good to find"
"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction"
"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else"
"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly"
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before"
"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else"
"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork"
"I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you"
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it"
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond"
"I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?"
"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported"
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure"
"I've been in more laps than a napkin"
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it"
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"
"When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
"When women go wrong, men go right after them"
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"