True Story: November 2009

Monday, 30 November 2009

Bad Romance

Credit: youtube.com

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Find of the Week: YSL Hamptons Platform Sandal

Credit: madisonlosangeles.com

Obviously, I prefer them in Black,

I just couldn’t find any pictures (… quick enough, as I just couldn’t wait to post them lol). Tried them on last night at YSL, Sloane Street – they are just dreamy!

x x x

mimi

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Installation of Husband - some IT fun for you, dolls

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded my Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed adistinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, suchas Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installedundesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashesthe system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

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Dear Desperate Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should thenautomatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 or Father-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that willeventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory andperformance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Find of the Week: Walk-in wardrobe

It is my ultimate dream (well... you know what i mean) to have a large walk-in wardrobe to fit all of my clothes, bags, shoes and jewellery…
Who said that the kitchen is the heart of the house?
He knows nothing! Lol
x x x
mimi

Credit: houseofbliss.com, P4_WomenWalkInDM, ttonguechic.com

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Oh... how much I Love you... LV scarf!

Credit: fabsugar.com, miroslavastyle.com

Santa, baby...

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat Or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charm in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks won't lost their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Lorelei Lee: Dorothy. Mr. Esmond and I are getting married.
Dorothy Shaw: To each other?
Gus Esmond: Of course to each other. Who else to?
Dorothy Shaw: Well, I don't know about you Gus, but I always figured Lorelei would end up with the Secretary of the Treasury.
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Dorothy Shaw: You know I think you're the only girl in the world who can stand on a stage with a spotlight in her eye and still see a diamond inside a man's pocket.

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Gus Esmond: [as she tries on the diamond ring he's just given her] Is it the right size?
Lorelei Lee: Well, it can never be too big. Do you think that's too small, Dorothy?
Dorothy Shaw: [whistles] Looks like it oughta have a highball around it.

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Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
Lorelei Lee: It's true.
Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money.

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Lorelei Lee: Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

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Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You certainly don't seem stupid to me!

Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when I need to be.
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Dorothy Shaw: I like a man who can run faster than I can.

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Lady Beekman: You might be interested in my tiara. I always carry it with me. Afraid to leave it in the stateroom.
Dorothy Shaw: And you're not afraid to show it to Lorelei?
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Lorelei Lee: [Lorelei is holding a tiara] How do you put it around your neck?

Dorothy Shaw: You don't, honey, it goes on your head!

Lorelei Lee: You must think I was born yesterday.

Dorothy Shaw: Well, sometimes there's just no other possible explanation.

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Lady Beekman: It's a tiara.

Lorelei Lee: You DO wear it on your head. I just LOVE finding new places to wear diamonds.
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Lorelei Lee: I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.