Installation of Husband - some IT fun for you, dolls

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded my Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed adistinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, suchas Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installedundesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashesthe system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

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Dear Desperate Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should thenautomatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 or Father-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that willeventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory andperformance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!