"Never eat more than you can lift"
"Never eat anything you can't lift"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye"
"Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs"
"There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds"
"Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?"
"I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out"
"Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent"
"The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves"
"You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun"
"As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate"
"Never eat anything you can't lift"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye"
"Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs"
"There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds"
"Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?"
"I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out"
"Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent"
"The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves"
"You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun"
"As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate"
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